daisy023: (Serious)
Daisy | SPARTAN-023 ([personal profile] daisy023) wrote in [personal profile] poorqueequeg 2012-08-09 10:09 pm (UTC)

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What happens wheen you cross three Moas with a Guta? Just the Guta.

You know an AI has problems when it keeps calling "General Failure" out of a "Major Malfunction", and blames it on "Private Pictures".

Jorge is so big, when the UNSC said "Reach", he said "88 inches".

Helljumper training has three phases: The first is separating the boys from the men, and the next to split the dumb from the Smart. Finally, the dumb ones jump.

Good things AI don't cry. What use is a construct that's down? Maybe it's putting the AI in wail. Or being a hollowgram.

If a Brute has a hammer and is the leader of the pack, would you say it's a "Chimpion"?

What's the difference between a group of Second Lieutenants and a Spike grenade? Nothing. Either way you end up with a load of pricks.

Scorpions. Grizzleys. Wolverines. Cobras. I just wanted to say Tanks.

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How do you fit fifty Pichus in a Warthog? Poke 'em on.

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