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[poorqueequeg]

[The last experiment was... not so nice for Scully. Between appeaeing as her dead dog and singing in Korean, it was not a good week.

So her voice comes on the network with a single request:]

Tell me a joke, Luceti. I don't care how bad. I definitely need some humor though.

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[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What did one hat say to another?

[Pause.]

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

...ok that was bad, I don't know if I can top that one.

[Yeah, she's still laughing at that one though. Give her a moment, she might think of another terrible joke.]

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

I'm pretty good at this! [And he hopes she's feeling better!] So it's hard to top me!

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

I can try. [She's definitely feeling her spirits lifted, at least!]


What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
[Even if he might not know what either of those flu strains are, it's still pretty... yeah. bad joke.]

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

[Voice]

[goldenglasses]

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA! TWEETMENT! HAHAHAHAHAHA! That's a good one!

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

[Hearing Vash laugh is making her laugh more. He's an amusing person, isn't he?]

Here, I think I have another one.

Did you hear about the fire at the circus? [...] It was in tents.

Re: [Voice]

[goldenglasses]

INTENSE! HAHAH! I get it! That's a good one!

OH! I know one!

What bone will a dog never eat?

A-a-a [Snicker!] A trombone.