poorqueequeg: (*curious scully*)
Dana Scully ([personal profile] poorqueequeg) wrote2012-08-09 07:24 am
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[The last experiment was... not so nice for Scully. Between appeaeing as her dead dog and singing in Korean, it was not a good week.

So her voice comes on the network with a single request:]

Tell me a joke, Luceti. I don't care how bad. I definitely need some humor though.
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poorqueequeg: (glee!//with mulder)

[personal profile] poorqueequeg 2012-08-09 09:07 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh Pascal that was terrible and funny all at once. It'll get a good laugh out of Scully, for sure.]

I don't know if i should say that was terrible, funny, or both. I definitely wasn't expecting a math joke.
castbytheglyph: (I'm so glad!)

[personal profile] castbytheglyph 2012-08-10 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
You weren't? Surprise then! [She has plenty more where that came from.]

Do you wanna tell one now ooor should I just keep going?
poorqueequeg: (hee!)

[personal profile] poorqueequeg 2012-08-13 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, I know one that relates to science.

Why did the white bear dissolve in the water? [Wait a moment, and...] Because it was polar.
castbytheglyph: (La la la la)

[personal profile] castbytheglyph 2012-08-15 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
... Huh? I don't get it, why did the bear dissolve if it was on a line in relation to a conic sector? I think I might have missed something.

[Hmm.] Oh! Didja mean this as a riddle or something? I'm great with those sorts of things!
poorqueequeg: (scully is watching you!)

[personal profile] poorqueequeg 2012-08-17 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, sorry, I mistook you for someone from my world. A polar bear is white where I'm from. Here, I'll try something else.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."
castbytheglyph: (Tra la la la la la la)

[personal profile] castbytheglyph 2012-08-17 02:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I getcha. We have bears in our world but none of these mathematical genius bears you must have.

[That second joke is much more of a hit than the last.] That was a good one! Try this, what did the circumference of the circle say to its diameter? Hey, do you wanna share some of my pi?!
poorqueequeg: (me? high? lol.)

[personal profile] poorqueequeg 2012-08-20 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
That actually sounds pretty good right about now. I'll have to make note to get some pie. [But there is more chuckling at that.]


What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? Get bent!
castbytheglyph: (Aa did I fall in love I wonder?)

[personal profile] castbytheglyph 2012-08-20 03:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Good idea, I wonder if we have any pie left from the other night? Maybe Cheria can whip up some more later. [Mm. Banana pie. Good stuff.]

Geeze, sounds like that prism belongs in one. [Ba-dum tsh.] So hey, didja hear that entropy isn't what it used to be?
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