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[poorqueequeg]

[The last experiment was... not so nice for Scully. Between appeaeing as her dead dog and singing in Korean, it was not a good week.

So her voice comes on the network with a single request:]

Tell me a joke, Luceti. I don't care how bad. I definitely need some humor though.

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[poorqueequeg]

Ah, sorry, I mistook you for someone from my world. A polar bear is white where I'm from. Here, I'll try something else.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

[castbytheglyph]

Oh, I getcha. We have bears in our world but none of these mathematical genius bears you must have.

[That second joke is much more of a hit than the last.] That was a good one! Try this, what did the circumference of the circle say to its diameter? Hey, do you wanna share some of my pi?!

[poorqueequeg]

That actually sounds pretty good right about now. I'll have to make note to get some pie. [But there is more chuckling at that.]


What did the rude prism say to the light beam that smacked into him? Get bent!

[castbytheglyph]

Good idea, I wonder if we have any pie left from the other night? Maybe Cheria can whip up some more later. [Mm. Banana pie. Good stuff.]

Geeze, sounds like that prism belongs in one. [Ba-dum tsh.] So hey, didja hear that entropy isn't what it used to be?