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[poorqueequeg]

I seem to be back from my captivity, however the Malnosso have upped their productivity. In what, you ask? Their unending task! The task of giving us ridiculous effects upon our return.

I'm not a bard of olden times, I just really can't stop these rhymes.

[Scully will be hiding out. Probably for a while. 8| Stupid mallynap effect!]

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[Voice]

[most_unwanted]

Nice rhyming.

[This is the best day ever. Oh, Scully...]

The real Spock? Did Christmas come early or what? I'll have to have a chat with him sometime. He was one of my earliest heroes.

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

Yeah, the real deal. [...hah. hah. That wasn't even trying.]

He's not the Leonard Nimoy variety though. He's a lot younger.

[Voice]

[most_unwanted]

Which implies that... this could be the real Spock who exists out there somewhere, and not just an actor?

[He likes this idea. One of his all time favorite shows, being real! He's seen a few others from supposed tv shows, of course, but this is especially cool to him.]

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

Maybe? I don't recognize him, so it's wholly possible. Only in Luceti, I guess. Wonder if the whole crew is here somewhere.

[If only she knew that Kirk was currently puking on someone else's shoes somewhere else in the village...]

[Voice]

[most_unwanted]

If they aren't, it wouldn't surprise me if more of them did show up. Luceti has a way of drawing in people from similar worlds...

[He will fanboy over all of them, of course.]

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

But whatever you do,
don't harass the crew;
making friends might be
a non-guaranetee.

...

You get what I mean.

[Voice]

[most_unwanted]

You could even sing that, you know.

[The world just needs more of Scully's singing "talent".]

Anyway, I'll proceed with the utmost caution and respect should I meet any of them.

[...And undoubtedly geek out at them.]

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

I'd rather not. I'm glad to hear you won't scare them away at least. Spock sounded interested in our job in the FBI at least.

[Voice]

[most_unwanted]

Good, maybe we can discuss our work sometime. You know... trade stories with him.

[Ok, so there would still be a lot of geeking out then, too.]

But I know how it feels. I've had some people tell me they've seen a "show" depicting us, too, so we're in the same boat. 

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

I already told him of our X-Files,
He asked for the tales
of what I had seen in the time
I had been involved in poltergeist crime.

[Hey that was kind of neat, she can't be mad at that rhyme.]

There's a "show" depicting us? Don't tell me it's on Fox.

[Voice]

[most_unwanted]

[Yep, he's amused by that one, and gives it applause.]

...If I tell you there's also apparently a movie in addition, would that soften the blow?