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[The last experiment was... not so nice for Scully. Between appeaeing as her dead dog and singing in Korean, it was not a good week.

So her voice comes on the network with a single request:]

Tell me a joke, Luceti. I don't care how bad. I definitely need some humor though.

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What happens wheen you cross three Moas with a Guta? Just the Guta.

You know an AI has problems when it keeps calling "General Failure" out of a "Major Malfunction", and blames it on "Private Pictures".

Jorge is so big, when the UNSC said "Reach", he said "88 inches".

Helljumper training has three phases: The first is separating the boys from the men, and the next to split the dumb from the Smart. Finally, the dumb ones jump.

Good things AI don't cry. What use is a construct that's down? Maybe it's putting the AI in wail. Or being a hollowgram.

If a Brute has a hammer and is the leader of the pack, would you say it's a "Chimpion"?

What's the difference between a group of Second Lieutenants and a Spike grenade? Nothing. Either way you end up with a load of pricks.

Scorpions. Grizzleys. Wolverines. Cobras. I just wanted to say Tanks.

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How do you fit fifty Pichus in a Warthog? Poke 'em on.

[Oh, military jokes! Scully will definitely be laughing at the ones that she would understand the most, though the last one? Definitely a good one.]

I appreciate the military humor. Got anymore?

The MA5 rifles aren't as updated and need to be kept in a state of suspended ammunition for centuries. It has to be fired in short bursts. Otherwise it's creation seems to be aimless.

If a Helljumper thinks his pod is working and doesn't bother to check, he's jumping into a hasty conclusion.

Some Grunts get so depressed that the only way to make them smile is to toss them a grin-aid.

Trench warfare should always be a last ditch effort.

In the mess hall, the men were getting fed up.

When William got sent into other squadrons, he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

[There's some laughter at the newest wave of jokes. Once it dies down, Scully will speak:] Thanks for the military humor. I grew up in a military home. My dad wasactive when I was younger. [It's some good nostalgia, at least. Funny nostalgia.]

Blame a friend of mine on all of those.

[Save for the "poke 'em on" and "Fire at Will" ones. She's ashamed to admit those are her own and not William's.]

... I feel comfortable with people that used to serve. It's the familiarity.

He passed, but he was well-decorated. He wanted to be cremated and put out to sea, where he said he belonged. [There's a little bit of a pause.]

I'm Dana. Dana Scully. I'm not quite military, but I do serve in the FBI where I'm from-- if you know what that is, of course.

[Wet navy. This girl may be from a version of Earth.]

Chief Petty Officer Daisy SPARTAN-023. United Nations Space Command, Naval Special Warfare.

I don't know of the FBI, but... are you from Earth?

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