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[poorqueequeg]

[The last experiment was... not so nice for Scully. Between appeaeing as her dead dog and singing in Korean, it was not a good week.

So her voice comes on the network with a single request:]

Tell me a joke, Luceti. I don't care how bad. I definitely need some humor though.

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[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

[Oswald gives a loud laugh in response, before moving on.]

How many magicians does it take to change a lightbulb? [...] It depends what you want it changed into!

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

[It's an endless loop! ...Of lightbulb jokes! Scully? Does not mind in the slightest.]

How many Massage Therapists does it take to screw in a light bulb? [... One, but they have to have candles and soft music to do it.

[Voice]

[kingofwaste]

[A loud snort. Don't worry, Oswald's got a million of these too.]

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? [.....] Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill!

[Voice]

[poorqueequeg]

Ouch, I might know a couple that would contest that. [But there's some laughter otherwise.] I can agree for the most part though.

[This one is a bit of a gamble though, seeing as how one she told earlier to someone else was more of a headscratcher due to different worlds, but...]

How many scrabble players does it take to change a light bulb? I don't actually know, but it's on a triple word score anyway.